“He sank down to the kitchen floor. And I could tell he was feeling a ton of sexy burdens. His Adam’s apple bobbed up and down as he swallowed and stared up at the ceiling. He clenched his jaw. He twisted a bandana in his manly hands. He punched a hole through my cabinets.”
You think you shit glitter, but you're nothing but a fish-lipped dirt squirrel living in a gated community of idiots. You are an emotional vampire with an eating disorder and an adderall addiction. You subsist on celery and chaos. If you ever had a conscience, you got rid of it like a prom night dumpster baby. The botox injection sites on your forehead connect to form the shape of a pentagram. I feel sorry for your hair extensions. May your death involve duct tape.
This bon mot, delivered by a pipe smoking middle aged middling poet with a thing for graduate students, along with “and you don’t know much yet cause you’re only 18” is the reason I transferred out of the creative writing department.
sexually harassed at the fish store, issued parking ticket due to lengthy delays related to “sticking the tip in” oyster shucks and “dolphins are empathetic but also rapey” fish filleting douche banter. followed up with being id’d at the liquor store. what is going on this evening?
“We spent a long time rehearsing it with Alex [Graves], the director, and myself and Nik and Jack [Gleeson] and you know, of course it’s a very complicated moment for many reasons and what I will say about it is, from my stance as an actor who’s had this character for three years, four years, who knows her intimately…you know you’re standing, as a woman in absolute grief, in pain that she’s never felt before. And you know, she’s staring at the body of her dead son who’s been her sanity and her purpose and she’s joined by her brother who’s also her lover so, you know, we’ve also got bigger problems going on than the ones everyone’s talking about. And it becomes very messy.”—Someone Finally Asked Lena Headey About That Controversial Game Of Thrones Scene | The Mary Sue (via themarysue)